:|: MHO :|: This one is for You

I'M SO GLAD IM NOT AN ONLY CHILD!   AS LONG AS YOU'RE GONNA PUT HER IN MY BED I MIGHT AS WELL SHARE.   JUST GIVE ME 5 MINUTES.  5 MINUTES IS ALL I NEED AND I WILL BE GOOD AS NEW! SOMETIMES YOUR BED JUST FEELS SOOO GOOD!   E! ARS?  WHAT EARS?   OK, I'LL BE HIS FRIEND BUT I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT!   THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME IN HERE!   ALL RIGHT, WHO CHOSE WHO WE STAND BY? I HAVE STANDARDS   PUT THAT NOSE UP HERE ONE MORE TIME AND YOU'LL HAVE 3 NOSTRILS!   IF YOU TELL THE GUYS ABOUT THIS, I'M PEEING IN YOUR SHOES!   CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT THIS DUDE LOOKS LIKE WET? HA HA HA   A DAY WITHOUT  SMILING   IS A WASTED DAY ! HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!!