A Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails:
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain mails to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009 also
Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer..
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes. I even have to walk about
� 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I
� get a phone bill from with calls to
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel,
� drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the
� hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)
* Still open to help some from
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc� now most
� of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)
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