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Thursday, November 12, 2009

{M:H:O} Morning Laugh... Cool...(Maybe)



Maybe Old But Cool...(Maybe)

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Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?
Man: I'm going 2 a lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?
Man: My wife...


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Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror.
Banta shouted: You are trying to see my wife!!!! Sit back. I'll drive..



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After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?
Clerk : Yes I saw u.
Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u?
Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u!



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Meaning of WIFE,

Husband asks:"Do you the meaning of WIFE?
it means.......
WITHOUT INFORMATION FIGHTING EVERY TIME."
Wife on hearing this says,"it could also mean ......
WITH IDIOT FOREVER."


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Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?


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Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence .
Student : WOW !


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Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler committed suicide


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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..


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During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.


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A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession even to the grocery store, which was a few blocks from the house.

After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed: "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.�

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(Now read it backwards!)



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