A Tamilian call up sardar and asks "Tamil therima??" Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- 2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy. Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!.... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective. Interviewer : who killed Gandhi? Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ...... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- Sardar at bar in New York . Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- 2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE.. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says, "pass the custard you b@$!@7)". ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows? Sardar : liquid state..... Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS..... .. -------- -------- ----------- ---------- ------------ ------------ -------- ------------ ---------- -------- Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but?? how much is DRIVING salary...? --------- ------------ ------------- ---------------- -------------- -------------- ------------ Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!! ------------ ------------ ------------- -------------- ------------- ------------- --------------- Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend ' u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office.... |
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