Listen to music

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

RE: {M:H:O} Mallu Joke



Another version the same joke spread in Saudi

 

 

 

 

No heart feeling guys J

 

 

 

 

INDIAN ENGLISH

 

 
An
Italian , French and Indian went for a job interview in England.

They were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words:
green , pink and yellow .


The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the
yellow sun.
I see the
green grass and I hope it will be a pink day."

The
 French   was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana,
a
green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV..

Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
"
green green ", I " pink " up the phone and I say " Yellow "

 

Regard,
Abey
 

To:
From: aayesha_222000@yahoo.co.in
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 2010 12:19:42 +0530
Subject: {M:H:O} Mallu Joke





Amazing Envelope Prank
Amazing Envelope Prank
STAR TREK cheer TV Commercial 1969 Unusual
STAR TREK cheer TV Commercial 1969 Unusual
Merry Christmas from Zosia & Co.
Merry Christmas from Zosia & Co.
Cloremint Bappi ad
Cloremint Bappi ad



Under Water Amazing Photos
Under Water Amazing Photos
Funny Buses
Funny Buses
Transportation For the Whole Family
Transportation For the Whole Family
20 Stunning Panoramic Landscapes
20 Stunning Panoramic Landscapes


A "Mallu" female ( from the heart of Kerala)

 

 

Went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY.

 


 

When the manager saw the Mallu's colourful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair,


His mind was screaming "
NOT THIS WOMAN." Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu.

 

So he told her " If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance."


The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK ."


 

The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said : " I hear the phone
GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW......BLUE's that?
WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number ...........Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok?


 

Thankyou." The Manager fainted.......



New Windows 7: Find the right PC for you. Learn more.

__._,_.___


Visit Our WebSite : www.MumbaiHangout.Org

             Forum : www.MumbaiHangout.net

Our Friends Network: http://social.mumbaihangout.org/home.php

------------------
DISCLAIMER :
------------------


This message serves informational purposes only and should not be viewed as an irrevocable indenture between anyone. If you have erroneously received this message, please delete it immediately and notify the sender at MumbaiHangOut-Owner@yahoogroups.com. The recipient acknowledges that any views expressed in this message are those of the Individual sender and no binding nature of the message shall be implied or assumed unless the sender does so expressly with due authority of The M.H.O. Group. M.H.O. reserves the right to repeal, change, amend, modify, add, or withdraw the contents herein without notice or obligation.
---------------------------------------------------
Note:- MHO is Not Responsible For Any Claims.
---------------------------------------------------




Your email settings: Individual Email|Traditional
Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required)
Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch to Fully Featured
Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe

__,_._,___

No comments: