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Killing Your Husband - Funny Commercial FUNNY ANIMALS Pepsi Reklami Vodafone Recharge Anywhere Advertisement Featured by zoozoos Vodafone Car Zoozoo adadvertisement add High resolution car models Funny Girls 3 Digital Art 2 1 Colours 3 Funny furneal   A family was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters: Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha, I am sending mothers body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under her body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you. On her feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct. She(dead mother) is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that she is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on her left wrist. Shanta masi, she is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her. The 6 white cotton socks she is wearing must be divided among my nephews. Please distribute all these fairly. PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days..       Shadi nahi kar sakta     Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Darling main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai? Boyfriend: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche…     New doctor     Nayi(new) doctor ne apni life ka pehla operation kiya! Operation ki thodi der baad hi marij mar gaya! Marij ke marne ke baad doctor ne diwar par tangi bhagwan ki taswir ki ore haath jodkar sir jhukate hue puri shradha ke saath kaha: Hey prabhu meri ore se yeh pehli bhet swikar kijiye!   eat fresh: subway prem patel This email is sent to you by MumbaiHunGama Friends Group Invite Friends | Web Subscribe | Mail Subscribe | Visit Website

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