Saturday, April 17, 2010

{M-H-O} Jokes in hindi 6......................














Not in duty

 
 
Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.
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Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.
 
 
Bada faayda
 
 
Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!
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Wife: Woh kya?
Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!
 
 
Khusi ke mare pagal hoon

 
 
Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.
Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.
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Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…
 
 
Why running naked

 
 
 
 
Eat fresh: Subway
 
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