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Thursday, April 15, 2010

{M-H-O} Jokes in hindi................ mOre to Come










Saas ki pitai

 
Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.
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Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai.
 
Blood test
 
 
Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha tha
Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu parh rahe ho ji?
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Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon
 
 
How fruits are eaten

 
 
Ek baar 3 fruits mein aapas mein baatcheet hoti hai.
Apple: Mujhe toh sab dho ke aur kaat ke khaate hai.
Amrood: Tujhe kya mujhe bhi sab dho ke aur kaat ke khate hai.
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Apple,
chup chaap baithe banana se kehta hai tu chup kyu hai?
 
 
Sher…

 
 
Santa: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?
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Banta: Hota toh sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai…
 
 
Maine larki ko phasya

 
 
Chintoo : Aaj maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..
Friend : Woh kaisey?
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Chintoo : "Class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka. Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur who phans gaye bichari."
 
 
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