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funny cats fight ASDA Christmas Commercial one piece funny moment 16 Volley Warehouse: Gig Viewer Tips on Breast Cancer Tips on Crafts & Hobbies Tips on Home Security Tips on Language Tips on Loan Kabristan     Mohan & Sohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking. Mohan: Sohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai.   Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..!     Kharab sangat ka asar     Wife: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye thay. Husband : Kya bataoon, sab galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost… 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten     Husband's poem on saali     **WARNING** THIS IS NOT TRUE IN CASE OF EVERY SAALI. AND DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY!! Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi Saali is Pataka, Wife is BATAKA Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi Saali is Fresh cake , Wife is earth QUAKE *Ek Dukhi Paati.*     Dur nahi dikhta   Bania's son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do. Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai? Son: Suraj Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.     You don't know my father     Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge? Bania's son: Kuch bhi nahi. Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante. Banis's son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.       prem patel

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