 Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that You actually look forward to the trip. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. Father : A banker provided by nature. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says midway "See I am not injured yet." Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.  **BE LOVE** Blessing all - ways~~     "Follow your Heart, it knows the way." |
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