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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

{|> M:H:O <|} ~~ Time to Laugh now~~~ be careful

 

Husband, wife & spare tyre

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can�t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE�.


WIFE IS DANGEROUS

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS


Musibat abhi tali nahi hai

patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
.
.
.
.
.
.
taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai


Too late for garbage

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.


Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!


Difference between Husband & gadha

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!


Recently fired stock trader

A recently fired
stock trader said �

�This is worse than divorce�
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife��

What�s the diff between Dava & Daru?

What�s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.


Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second


Message of the year

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple�
A woman does not have a wife..!!!


Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked�Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?�
Wife:�Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!�
Husband:�Bakri se hi poch raha hon�


nd the most funny nd i love it........



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Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complaint dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Husband to a newly wed wife

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.


Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it�s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.


Your husband needs rest

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

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