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4 nuns were assigned to paint a room in a church. It was a really hot day and the nuns were getting really hot in those black clothes they wear so they took off their clothes and continued to paint ... sans clothing.
Later they heard a knock on the door ... "Who is it???", The man who knocked replied, "I'm the blind man".
So, the nuns decided to let him in since he would not be able to see them. The nuns let him into the room ...
The man then looked around the room, then looked at them and said, "Nice tits sisters, where do you want the blinds ??"
Dev was very much in love with a beautiful girl.
One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. Dev told her he would send her a bouquet of roses ... one for each year of her life.
That evening Dev called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.
As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since Dev was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.
Poor Dev never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.
Dinu was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house.
"You did a great job." he said and handed the man a check.
"Also, in order to thank-you, here`s an extra Five hundred rupees to take the Mrs. out to dinner and a movie."
Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter.
Thinking the painter had forgotten something Dinu asked, "What`s the matter, did you forget something?"
"Nope." replied the painter. "I`m just here to take your Mrs. out to dinner and a movie like you asked."
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