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Why is it that despite all our might,
The approach is to always sit tight.
The whole of 2008 we dealt with terrorists.
The whole of 2009 we seem to be dealing with the Maoists.
This time they hijacked a train
How many more have to die in vain?
How much longer will India have to deal with this pain?
Should one even listen to her?
Just because she has a Man Booker?
Tell her to stay in her poisonous pit.
Everyone knows shes full of shit.
Cant they see whats right and whats wrong?
Has some false sense of righteousness filled their crack pipes?
Something they use to keep getting high with their bong?
The governments prime approach is to �condemn�
Or better still �strongly condemn�
They prefer it be handled by the Police,
But those guys are equipped the least.
You saw what happened during 26/11.
While the policeman used the rifle,
The terrorist wasnt even troubled a trifle.
How can you expect such a one,
To fight the Naxal who cares for none?
Oh sure youll give him money for the machine gun,
From twenty years that money is only going towards the MPs fun.
Even under the eyes of Madam Ji,
Raja is making crores of the spectrum fee.
Of course its wrong to use the army,
Even if the Naxal continues to harm me.
Didi has helped to make your UPA fort,
And drove away the industrialist.
By the redheads led by Kishen.
Are you a eunuch with a defect?
How much longer will you tolerate the Naxals scoff?
If you were Mahinda Rajapakse;
You wouldnt listen to one damn thing the Maoist had to say.
He and his army destroyed the LTTE.
Singing and dancing to the Naxals tune,
They make you look like a hapless cartoon.
Francis Induwar died headless,
All you could do was to say that the violence was �senseless�
When ever there is a pest infestation,
Its time to call in the extermination.
Only you want to indulge these cockroaches,
And they will continue to burn train coaches.
Send the Maoist philosophy back to China,
With a heavy dose of severe heart angina.
If the Naxals want to play war games,
These cockroaches want to commit homicide,
Blast them with a heavy dose of insecticide.
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