{M:H:O} Husband and Wife Funny Jokes.. Kindly forward to all your Friends

Mr. Bean's Bike Race Go Compare Advertisement Commercial HD Master Of Soccer BMW funny Houses with Stunning Views 1 Taylor James Studio Art Photography Funny Head is Orange Comparisons Husband and Wife Funny Jokes.. Kindly forward to all your Friends Hi dudes! Lets start with a little smile on your face to become pleasant feelings and healthy positive emotions. To make u all smile and Enjoy.. Husband and Wife Jokes!!!!! 1) Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..? Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Hay... 2) Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao. Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..? 3) Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen? Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi. 4) Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai! Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai! Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai! 5) wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon. Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga. 6) An old man married a young Girl, Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein Shadi ke liye kiya daikha? Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam. 7) They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; After marriage: It is self-defense 8)Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one? 9)How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years: Yr 1. Janu Yr 2. O G. Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho? Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa And then... Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye? Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon? 10) Teacher: Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti Hai? Student: MISS, SHALWAR KA NARRA 11) Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De 12) Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai. Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti 13)Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!! 14) Whats the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. 15)Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first. 16) Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,�Koun Thi Wo? Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

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