{M:H:O} Jokes: Sardar strikes,,

Cool Ways to Put on Pants Girl Jumps And Falls Off Table Amore Da Guinness - Stout With Love. Johnny Knoxville & Paris Hilton on POPTUB Miss Universe 1952 2005 2 Amazing creatures from our Reef Invisible Objects Capturing that WTF Moment 4   Sardar Strikes Again...  ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.  U know why?  Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking...   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir,  just dial 123 to know current bill status. Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y? When asked him, he said,"Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.....   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein  gaya  tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile "1 Miss Call".   ************* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******** Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court. Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Sir: What is difference between  Orange  and Apple? Sardar: Color of  Orange  is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U know MS Office? Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay.While its landing he shouted: "  Bombay  !  Bombay  !!" Air hostess said: "B silent." Sardar: "Ok. Ombay! Ombay!!"   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU" Sardarji replied: "I Mr. YOU" !! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key Doctor: When? Sardar: 3 Months Ago Dr: Wat were u doing till now? Sardar: We were using duplicate key Dr: So why did you come today? Sardar:We lost the duplicate key!!   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road??? Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office...   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai? Sardar: ullu ke patthe gadhe idiot naalaayak besharam tujhe kuch nahi aathaa?  Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa..    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch &  Finally Said:"Oye, Torch is okay"   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Teacher: "What is common between JESUS,  KRISHNA  , RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?"     Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !!   ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

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