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Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday? . . . . . Think Think.... . . . . . Its because.... . . . . . Monday is a Weak Day.... _____________________________________ Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark? . . . . . . . . . . Ans: On Television.... _____________________________________ A FANTASTIC PJ: Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn? . . . . . . . . Guess plz.... . . . . . He'll ask: "Where is Pop Corn?" _____________________________________ Q: Do u know what is the meaning of PYAR? . . . . . . . . . . . Some friends sitting on the table in a BAR..... & saying..... "P - YAAR" _____________________________________ Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant? . . . . . A: Wear a T-SHIRT. Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant? . . . . . . A: Group discussion when he is alone. _____________________________________ Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'? . . . . . . . . . . ? . . . . ANS: Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye.... _____________________________________ Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple ??? . . . . . . Guess??? . . . . . Give it a shot.... . . . MARUTI 800!!! _____________________________________ Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did not follow him. Why? . . . . . . . . . . Bcoz the Dog was afraid, 'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.' _____________________________________ Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega? . . . . . . . . . . Socho.... . . . . . . Kol-Kata..... _____________________________________ Q: Dada Kondake opened a Bank in the memory of his Mother's Grandmother i.e. Great Grandmother. What did he name the bank? . . . . Think! . . . . . . "I CHI I CHI I" Bank. ____________________________________ Q: Ek Kaana Ladka kisi ladki ko propose kare to kaunsa song gaayega? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ek NAZAR se bhi pyar hota hai, Maine suna hai.... _____________________________________ Bear this PJ !! Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala?? . . . . Think! . . . . Think! . . . . . Simple! The Latter is Vaccinated...!! _____________________________________ Q: Why does the BAA of "Kyunki Saas bhi Kabhi Bahu thi" never die? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coz God Never Dies.... Confused? . . . . . . . . . BAA 'KHUDA' TUMHI HO! _____________________________________ Q: If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her? . . . . . . Take a Guess.... . . . . . . . . . . . . MOTHER-BOARD! _____________________________________ Q: Why did the Tightrope Walker visit the ATM? . . . . . . . . . . . Think.... . . . . . . Ans: To check his balance.... _____________________________________ UNBEATABLE PJ: Q: According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai?? . . . . . . . . . . ANS: HOLI. . How? . . . . . . . Coz.... He Keeps Saying... "Holi CUB hai, CUB hai Holi...."

 

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