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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

{M:H:O} Women Are Very Difficult...






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If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman
If you don't,
you are not a man

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If you praise her,
she thinks you are lying
If you don't,
you are good for nothing

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If you agree to all her likes,
you are a wimp
If you don't,
you are not understanding

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If you visit her often,
she thinks you are boring
If you don't,
she accuses you of double-crossing

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If you are well dressed,
she says you are a playboy
If you don't,
you are a dull boy

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If you are jealous,
she says it's bad
If you don't,
she thinks you do not love her

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If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
she thinks you do not like her

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If you are a minute late,
she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
she says that's a girl's way

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If you visit another man,
you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it's natural, we are girls"

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If you kiss her once in a while,
she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,
she yells that you are taking advantage

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If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
you lack ethics
If you do,
she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

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If you stare at another woman,
she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
she says that they are just admiring

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If you talk,
she wants you to listen
If you listen,
she wants you to talk

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In short:

So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful... .....WOMEN!


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