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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
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45 lbs.
 
 



Why is it so hard to find men who are caring, kind, and good looking?
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Because those men already have boyfriends.
 




What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
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After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
 




What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
 




What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
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A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time."
A  Southern fairytale begins.....
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 "Y'all ain't gonna believe  this crap."
 



Now this is the Highlight....
 



What did the blonde say when she found out she was  pregnant?
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"Are you sure it's mine?" 


 

            VIKAS ~~~~~~~~~

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams"

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