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Funny video Funny commercial JAPP chocolate bar Animals Hip-Hop Funny Videos First funny video Tips on Advertising Tips on Cooking Tips Tips on Fashion & Style Tips on Mesothelioma & Asbestos Cancer Tips on Martial Arts Black baby     Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha. Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, "Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya" Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, "Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga."     Galti ho gayi     Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon? Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.       Nutrition     Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare". Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho. Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.     Stupid answers     If you have two agarbattis on a boat but no source of fire. How will you light an agarbattis if you are in the middle of the river?" Some answers are: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -1) Throw an agarbatti into the river. It make the boat lighter. Use it to light agarbatti 2) Throw an agarbatti in air and catch it. Catches win matches. Use these matches to light agarbatti     Underwear     Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne. Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai? Shopkeeper: Rs 500. Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.       Poor thief     Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha "Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi." Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!       prem patel   This email is sent to you by MumbaiHunGama Friends Group Invite Friends | Web Subscribe | Mail Subscribe | Visit Website

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