Listen to music

Saturday, April 17, 2010

{M-H-O} jokes in hindi 5 .......................














Opener

 
 
Question: Dhoni asks Rohit to bring a Pepsi. Rohit brings the bottle, but takes it directly to Shewag.
Why?
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-

Visit Us @ www.MumbaiHangOut.Org
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Ans: Because Shewag is an opener.

 
 
 
James Bond buys a pan
 
 
 
One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.
Visit Us @ www.MumbaiHangOut.Org
When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies…??
Dhai(2.5) another day!

 
 
Long celebration

 
 
Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!
Visit Us @ www.MumbaiHangOut.Org
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
 
 
Kab tak khaoge…

 
 
  



This email is sent to you by MumbaiHunGama Friends Group

Invite Friends | Web Subscribe | Mail Subscribe | Visit Website








__._,_.___


Visit Our WebSite : www.MumbaiHangout.Org

             Forum : www.MumbaiHangout.net

Our Friends Network: http://social.mumbaihangout.org/home.php

------------------
DISCLAIMER :
------------------


This message serves informational purposes only and should not be viewed as an irrevocable indenture between anyone. If you have erroneously received this message, please delete it immediately and notify the sender at MumbaiHangOut-Owner@yahoogroups.com. The recipient acknowledges that any views expressed in this message are those of the Individual sender and no binding nature of the message shall be implied or assumed unless the sender does so expressly with due authority of The M.H.O. Group. M.H.O. reserves the right to repeal, change, amend, modify, add, or withdraw the contents herein without notice or obligation.
---------------------------------------------------
Note:- MHO is Not Responsible For Any Claims.
---------------------------------------------------




Your email settings: Individual Email|Traditional
Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required)
Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch to Fully Featured
Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe

__,_._,___

No comments: