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TEACHER:      Maria, go to the map and find North America .. 
MARIA:         Here it  is. 
TEACHER:      Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ? 
CLASS:         Maria. 
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TEACHER:     John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables. 
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TEACHER:    Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 
TEACHER:    No, that's wrong 
GLENN:         Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   

(I  Love this kid) 
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TEACHER:    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 
DONALD:    H I J K L M N O. 
TEACHER:    What are you talking about? 
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.   
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TEACHER:    Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 
WINNIE:      Me! 
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TEACHER:    Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 
GLEN:          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.   
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with " I " 
MILLIE:        I is.. 
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.' 
MILLIE:       All right ...  "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."      
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TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.   

                   Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS:  Because George still had the axe in his hand....     
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 
SIMON:          No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.   
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's ... Did you copy his? 
CLYDE :        No, sir. It's the same dog.   
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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 
HAROLD:     A teacher 
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PASS  IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE  LAUGH! 

LAUGHTER  IS THE MEDICINE FOR THE SOUL !!

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