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1.     Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
... Paisa apka ... Faisla apka .. . Jaago Graahak Jaago !!!   

 

2.     " Funny but true fact !! A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! .. What do u say?  

 

3.    A Man before marriage is - Superman.  

        After Marriage - Gentleman.  

        5 Years  Later - Watchman.  

        10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.  

 

4.     Life  me hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho... taki tumhe dekh kar hi log  samaj jaye k tum... " UNMARRIED"  ho.  

 

5.     Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
        Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
        KHUSH RAHO  

 

6.      Why love marriage is better dan Arranged???? B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL"  is better dan an "UNKNOWN GHOST".  

 

7.     Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?    

        HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk jaao.  

 

8.     A man gave an add in Matrimonial column
      "PATNI CHAHIYE"
        He got 1000 replies all saying:-
    "   Meri Le Ja...!"
    ''Meri Le Ja...!''  

 

9.   Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
        Manager: "What can I do?
        Husband"Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."  

 

10.     Telling a lie is a ........!!!!!!!!!!!
      fault for a little boy,
        an art for a lover,
        an accomplishment for a bachelor and
        a Matter of Survival for a married man.
Gud Luck! 

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