{M:H:O} NARCO TEST AUR LALOOJI KI BHAINS

Laaloo prasad yadav ki bhains ne Laaloo ko kaat liya...... bawal ho gaya. laaloo ne bhains ko police ke hawale kar diya. CBI se jaanch karane ki maang kar di..... parliament mein hungama ho gaya..... bola oppostion ne bhains badal di hai..... sachchai ka pata lagaya jaana chahiye. Toh manmohan singh ne kaha ki sachchai jaan-ne ke liye bhains ka narco-analysis test karaya jaana chahiye. Bas phir kya tha..... bhains ko laya gaya.... sach bolne ka injection lagaya gaya..... Doctor : Tera naam? Bhains : Bole toh....Bhains. Doctor : Maa ka naam? Bhains : Teri maa ka naam tujhe pata hoga..... mujhe kya pata?Bhains. Doctor : Abe! teri maa ka naam? Bhains : Bhains. Doctor : Baap ka naam? Bhains : Bhainsa Doctor : Bhai - behan hain? Bhains : Haan Doctor : Kitne? Bhains : Teen. Do behan, ek bhai. Doctor : Un-ke naam? Bhains : Bhains, Bhains aur Bhainsa. Doctor : Tera number kaun sa tha? Bhains : Apun sabse badi hai... kya! Doctor : Paida kahan hui? Bhains : Arre! Tabele mein... mamu! apun kya hospital mein paida hogi? Doctor : Teri Bhains ki....aankh......Kiske tabele mein? Bhains : Laaloo ke tabele mein. Doctor : Laaloo ko kabse jaanti hai? Bhains : Jabse apun ki aankh khuli. Doctor : Bole toh.... Laaloo se tumhara relation kaise the? Bhains : (Hichak-te hu-e) Bahut gehre. Doctor : Gehre bole toh? Bhains : --- Doctor : Theek se bata. Kitne gehre relation the? Bhains : (sharma-te hu-e) waise hi jaise ek bhains ke ek bhainse ke saath ho-te hai. Doctor : Bhainse ke saath? Tere ko Laaloo bhainsa jaisa lagta tha? Bhains : Jo nau-nau bachche paida karta hai.... woh bhainsa hi toh hoga.... aadmi toh nahi ho sakta. Doctor : Toh tu Laaloo ko pyar karti hai? Bhains : (Gus-se mein) Nahiiiiiiiiiii..... apun us-se nafrat kareli hai.... Doctor : Lekin abhi toh tu bol raheli thi ki tum dono ke gehre relation hain? Bhains : abe saand! tera bheja satkela hai. gehre sambandh the..... par abhi nahi hain. Doctor : Achcha! to tu pehle Laaloo se pyar karti thi, lekin ab nafrat karti hai? Bhains : abhi gobar se likh ke doon kya? Doctor : Tere ko pehli baar kab yeh ehsaas hua ki tere ko Laaloo se pyar hoyela tha? Bhains : (Romantic hote hue) Jab pehli baar us-ne mera gobar apne haath mein uthaya.... mujhe pyaar se dekha aur phir apne baap ko chilla kar bola..... bapu! is-ka kanda achcha banega. Phir pyaar se woh mere pichwade ko thap-thapa kar chala gaya. Doctor : Bindaas! Aur tere ko yeh kabhi laga ki Laaloo ko bhi tere se pyaar ho gayela hai? Bhains : (Aur romantic hote hue) Uss din bahut baarish ho rahi thi. tabele mein gobar ka kichad phaila hua tha. Jahan apun bandheli thi.... us jagah ki ghaas hati hui thi aur oopar se paani tapak rahela tha. apun ka mulayam, kala badan bhig rahela tha..... aur apun doosre mard bhainso se apne badan ko chupaane ki koshish kar raheli thi. Thand se apun ka badan kaanp rahela tha. Tabhi apun ne dekha ki woh door darwaze se apun ko-ich hi dekh rahela tha..... apun ko sharam aa gayi. Apun ki halat us-se dekhi nahi gayi aur woh kahin se ek bora uttha laya aur apun ke kaanp-te badan par dakh diya. Khusi ke maare apun ki poonch naachne lagi.... aur apun-ne apna muh us-ke haathon mein chupa diya. Uss din Laaloo na hota toh shayad apun apni ijjat un saandon ke haath gawan baith-tee. Doctor : Toh tere ko laga ki Laaloo bhi tere ko pyaar karne laga hai? Yeh baat kuch hazam nahi hui. Bhains : (Phir guss-se mein) Jugali kar lo..... hazam ho jaayegi. Abhi baat poori kidhar hui? Doctor : Achcha! toh batao....batao. Bhains : (Wapas romantic hote hue) Phir uss-ne khoon-te se apun ki rassi kholi aur apun ko sahlate hue ek kon-e mein le gaya. apun ki saanse garam ho raheli thi.... naak se dhua aur muh se jhaag nikal rahela tha..... apun ka dil jor-jor se dhadak rahela tha aur pooch jor-jor se phadak raheli thi.... Apun soch liya tha ki apun ki yeh kali jawani ab sirf Laaloo ke liye hi thi.... aur apun apna sab-kuch usi-ich ko samarpan.... bole toh.... surrender karne ko ready thi. Phir wahi hua..... jiska apun ko dar tha....................... Bas kya......! abhi toh mamla garam ho rahela hai...... poora serial ek-ich baar mein kaise dikhayega? Jaisa TV mein serial ko tension mein laa-kar khatam kar deta hai...... waisa-ich yeh story bhi chalna mangta. Arre! narco test chal rahela hai.... time to lage ga-ich naa. Abhi yeh tum log decide kar...... aage ka story padhna mangta ki nahi........ Comment milega...... toh narco test aage badhega

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