ARE COMPUTERS MALE OR FEMALE?
• Five reasons to believe computers are female:
– No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
– Smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory.
– The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to anyone else.
– Message "bad command or file name" about as useful as, "If you don't know what's wrong, I'm not going to tell you."
– As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
• Five reasons to believe computers are male:
– They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
– A better model is right around the corner.
– They look attractive -- until you take them home.
– Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
– In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
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