{M:H:O} The Loving Husband - Humour

The Loving Husband - Humour

 

 

 

 

Several men are in  the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"?

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping  centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only  $ 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN:  "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by  the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really  liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: " $ 70,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I  want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...  The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking  $ 950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and  give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go  the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK.  I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you,  too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring  at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... He smiles and asks:

"Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?"

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