:|: MHO :|: The positive side of life

 

POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:

Living on Earth is expensive,  
but it does include a free trip  
Around the sun every year.  

How long a minute is
depends on what side of the  
bathroom door you're on.  

 Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,  
the longer you live.

Happiness comes through doors you
didn't even know you left open.

Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier  
than the people who have to wait for them?  

Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside of us.

If  Shoprite-Checkers  is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?

 

You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.  

 

Some mistakes are too much fun
to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty,  
some are dull, some have weird names,  
and all are different colors....but  
they all exist very nicely in the same box.  

 

A truly happy person is one who
can enjoy the scenery on a detour.  

Have an awesome day, and
know that someone  
who thinks you're great  
has thought about you today!..

"And that person was me.".....
Please don't keep this message  
to yourself.....send it to those  
who mean so much to you.... "NOW".