Man: "Haven't we met before?" Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Man: "Is this seat empty?" Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Man: "But I don't know your name." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Man: "I know how to please a woman." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Man: "I can tell that you want me." Man: "May I see you pretty soon?" Man: "Your body is like a temple." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator.
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
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